The Reel Thing
Welcome to The Reel Thing, the official film review blog of Veronica Blade—feminist killjoy, cinema arsonist, and unapologetic thorn in the side of the male gaze. Here, we don’t just review films—we interrogate them, dissect them, and occasionally drag them out back and set them on fire (metaphorically… mostly). Expect unapologetic politics, and a deep, occasionally unhealthy, obsession with the radical potential of cinema. Whether it’s a glossy Oscar-bait drama or a scrappy midnight weirdo, if it’s on-screen, it’s fair game. Light the match. Let’s go.
‘Adolescence’ (TV)
There are moments in Adolescence so quiet you barely realise your fists have clenched. So ordinary you almost forget you’re watching the most harrowing television event of the decade. And then it happens: the full weight of the horror — not just the crime, but the construction of it — hits you like a crowbar to the gut.
The Assessment
François Ozon's When Fall Is Coming presents itself like a rustic linen tablecloth at a bourgeois garden party—calm, sun-dappled, faintly melancholic. But look closer and you’ll see it’s stained with the slow seep of generational resentment, unspoken traumas, and the quiet, persistent erasure of older women.
When Fall Is Coming
François Ozon's When Fall Is Coming presents itself like a rustic linen tablecloth at a bourgeois garden party—calm, sun-dappled, faintly melancholic. But look closer and you’ll see it’s stained with the slow seep of generational resentment, unspoken traumas, and the quiet, persistent erasure of older women.
Black Bag
In the labyrinthine world of espionage, where trust is a currency often devalued, Steven Soderbergh's Black Bag attempts to weave a tale of intrigue, betrayal, and marital discord. Starring Michael Fassbender as George Woodhouse and Cate Blanchett as Kathryn St. Jean—both seasoned British intelligence officers—the film sets out to explore the complexities of a marriage entangled in the high-stakes game of spycraft.
Conclave
Let’s talk about smoke, secrets, and the soft rustle of silk robes concealing centuries of institutional rot. Conclave, Edward Berger’s adaptation of Robert Harris’s novel, is a slow-burn ecclesiastical thriller that traps us inside the velvet-lined chamber of the Vatican’s most secretive ritual—the election of a new pope. But don’t mistake its solemnity for sanctity. This is a pressure cooker of power, paranoia, and patriarchy, dressed up in cassocks and incense.
Small Things Like These
There are quiet films that whisper, and then there are quiet films that haunt you like a hymn sung in an abandoned church. Small Things Like These, based on the Claire Keegan novella and starring Cillian Murphy, is the latter. It’s a film that burns slowly but leaves a deep, unshakeable ash in the soul.
Anora
Oh, Anora. If you want to witness the cinematic equivalent of a beautifully iced cake being left out in the rain—slowly melting, still sweet, vaguely tragic—then by all means, book your ticket. This is not a film, it’s a postmodern fairy tale, surgically dissected and stitched back together by a director clearly weaned on Cassavetes and vodka.
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