#88 ‘Bringing Up Baby’

Leopards, Lunacy, and the Screwball Gaslighting of a Paleontologist in a Bow Tie

Bringing Up Baby (1938) is the gold standard of screwball comedy—an unhinged ballet of chaos, courtship, and casual animal endangerment where Katherine Hepburn steamrolls Cary Grant with enough manic charm to flatten the entire Smithsonian. It’s fizzy, fast, and frequently hilarious. It’s also Exhibit A in the long history of Hollywood equating feminine agency with delightful insanity, and masculine boundaries with obstacles to be worn down like a shoe heel on Fifth Avenue.

Cary Grant plays David Huxley, a bespectacled, repressed paleontologist trying to secure a million-dollar museum donation and assemble a brontosaurus skeleton—because, sure, that’s what men did before therapy. Enter Susan Vance (Hepburn), a socialite hurricane who mistakes his life for a crossword puzzle and decides to solve him. Within minutes, she’s stolen his golf ball, crashed his date, borrowed his car, and kidnapped his entire trajectory with the wide-eyed conviction that chaos is courtship.

Susan doesn’t just pursue David—she derails him. And the film frames this as romance. Her love language is sabotage. She loses his bone (not a euphemism), convinces him to impersonate a big-game hunter, and drags him into the countryside with a leopard named Baby and a dog named George. Is she charming? Absolutely. Is she sociopathic? Also yes. But because she’s played by Hepburn—intelligent, luminous, and terrifying—we’re supposed to applaud her for showing David how to live.

And let’s be honest: David needs help. He’s so repressed he might fossilize mid-scene. But instead of encouraging emotional growth, the film insists the solution is for him to be abducted into a new life by a woman who never lets him finish a sentence. Hepburn’s Susan is smart and impulsive, but her intelligence is never allowed to stand alone—it must be filtered through kooky unpredictability, lest she seem too threatening. Classic.

The pacing is breathless, the dialogue stacked ten jokes deep. Howard Hawks directs like someone trying to outrun a fire, and the result is kinetic brilliance. The chemistry between Hepburn and Grant is combustible—less sexual tension than an ongoing custody battle over the script’s last shred of realism.

But beneath the comedy is a grim little truth about how women were allowed to exist on screen: either elegant objects of desire or batty forces of nature. Susan gets away with it because she’s beautiful. Because she’s rich. Because, ultimately, she wants what all 1930s heroines must want—a man, even if she has to flatten his professional life and skeletal legacy to get him.

4 out of 5 missing dinosaur bones
(One for Hepburn’s unrelenting brilliance. One for Grant’s pratfalling dignity. One for the sparkling script. One for the cinematic courage to let a woman be this extra. The missing star? Mauled by Baby the leopard, along with the idea that maybe, just maybe, a woman could be chaotic and introspective without the whole plot treating it like adorable pathology.)

Veronica Blade

Born in Detroit in the late 70s to a unionized auto worker and a punk-rock-loving librarian, Veronica Blade was raised on equal doses of riot grrrl zines and vintage vinyl. Her adolescence was marked by a fierce independence, cultivated in the DIY music scene and sharpened by her participation in underground theatre collectives that tackled police violence, reproductive rights, and queer identity. After a short-lived attempt at an art school degree, Veronica left academia to tour with a feminist noise band called Her Majesty’s Razor, where she performed spoken word over industrial soundscapes in squats and protest camps across North America.

By her early 30s, she had moved to New York, where she lived in a Bushwick warehouse with performance artists, fire-eaters, and ex-dominatrixes. Here she co-founded Molotov Darlings, a guerrilla performance troupe known for their impromptu shows in front of hedge fund offices and their reimagining of Greek tragedies through a queer-anarchist lens. Her visual essays, blending collage and scathing satire, began circulating widely online, catching the attention of the alt-arts community and eventually being featured in fringe art festivals in Berlin, Montreal, and Melbourne.

Career Highlights:

  • 2007 – Co-wrote Vulvatron, a graphic novel hailed as “explosive, obscene, and essential reading” by Broken Pencil Magazine.

  • 2010 – Guest-curated the controversial exhibition Grrrls with Grenades at a renegade gallery in Brooklyn, which explored the aesthetics of feminine rage through street art, sculpture, and drag.

  • 2013 – Published a widely shared essay The Clitoris is a Political Weapon on feminist blogosphere site Jezebitch, which was banned in five countries and taught in two liberal arts colleges.

  • 2016 – Arrested during a protest performance at a tech conference where she set fire to a mannequin dressed as a Silicon Valley bro, gaining notoriety as both artist and agitator.

  • 2019 – Shortlisted for the Audre Lorde Radical Voices Fellowship for her anthology Blood Ink: Writings from the Queer Body Underground.

  • 2021 – Wrote a monthly column called Art Slaps for the experimental culture journal NoiseMuse, dissecting art world hypocrisies with her signature wit and fury.

Veronica Blade brings with her a reputation for fearless critique, raw intellect, and an unrelenting commitment to smashing patriarchy with glitter, words, and duct tape

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